# Things you don't want to hear the pilot saying...

<blockquote>Once we take off, we'll be heading in a North Easterly direction .. No .. a North Westerly direction - I just got distracted by a plane taking off as you do.</blockquote>





<blockquote>We're now over France and should be coming in in about ... erm ... let me see ...<end of transmission></blockquote>



Both of which we heard on our way back from Kefalonia



    


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